Wednesday, June 28, 2006

so f'in irritatin

BRAWRRRRR!!! I AM LYK SO PIZZZZEEDD... ZZZ.

really the way italy beat australia was jus blain disgraceful. i mean, whilst yes we all wan to win, must one stoop THAT low????? to blatantly cheat??? its really very disappoiting and ultimately very sad for football in general. the referees of this world cup are seriously effed up. i mean, shamsul is no 1 on soccernet?? dat proves how pathetic the refereeing has been. nb i personally think shamsul is a ball of crockshit, buts dats jus my opinion. back to point. the only other instances of such blatant and pathetic cheatin i have seen are france and arsenal, who are somethin like the french club of england. i swear to god a french training schedule would look smthn like this:

0900 warmup
0930 passing
1000 set pieces
1130 break
1300 diving
1400 drills
1600 diving
1700 dribbling
1800 diving
1900 cool down
1930 diving
2000 end

i wouldnt be surprised at all. so my point? SCREW U DIVERS AND CHEATER AND ITALIANS AND FRENCH. BIATCH!!

Monday, June 26, 2006

10 ways to become a genius (proven!!)

10 songs i cant stop listening to:
1. hate me - blue october
2. blind - lifehouse
3. spin - lifehouse
4. i dare you - shinedown
5. makedamnsure - taking back sunday
6. move along - the all-american rejects
7. the adventure - angels and airwaves
8. chu mo - chen wei lian
9. saying sorry - hawthorne heights
10. the click 5 - good day no i havent lost my mind. you're all i have - snow patrol. fo real.

10 things i love to do for no reason:
1. download songs i never heard of
2. blog surf
3. do my hw
4. read my chi book
5. stone at the wall
6. read random books which i discover are actually pretty gd.
7. play pokemon red. again.
8. fire pellets around my room with a pellet gun. which if u didnt noe is illegal.
9. write stories.
10. this.

10 ways to kill me:
1. lock me in a room and blast click 5. no THE click 5.
2. poison me with CHO(KN2)
3. lock me in a room with all the contestants from singapore idol. i cant gurantee all of them will come out alive, but i can gurandamntee you dat i'll be dead.
4. drop an elephant on my head.
5. hire barney to entertain me.
6. TaLk tO mE iN StIcKy f'In cApS. bIaTcH!
7. gimme a gd book to read. a very very very very good book. i'll read myelf to death.
8. get jimmy eat world to come eat me.
9. stab me.
10. hm i'm not too sure. you tink of smthn.

10 things i should learn to say less:
1. a word dat starts with f, ends with uck and isnt firetruck. hey i'm tryin :D
2. sigh.
3. haiz.
4. muahahahaha (in real life)
5. not sure leh.
6. um/uh before ensuing sentence.
7. wee. i suppose.
8. i rock.
9. u suck.
10. insert ( ) here.

10 places i want to visit:
1. old trafford.
2. lourve
3. the arctic. to see the polar bears (:
4. the antarctic. to see the damn penguins (:
5. mexico.
6. hawaii.
7. brazil.
8. the amazon.
9. the pyramids.
10. bill gates bank. safe deposit box. wadeva.

10 places i definitely do not want to die in:
1. my house.
2. my fren's hse.
3. the sea.
4. the sky. or falling from it.
5. a rubbish dump.
6. a musuem.
7. in the midst of a crowd.
8. the toilet.
9. on public transport.
10. on stage.

10 random facts which may be true.
1. the world is ruond.
2. the earth is flat.
3. i am almost as tall as yao ming.
4. heat won the nba finals (!!)
5. i am very very bored.
6. this post was suppsoe to be up 3 weeks ago.
7. i'm in love.
8. high school musical is a great show.
9. i think jocks are pretty hot.
10. the song playing on the radio now is balls.

NOW. if u haf followed the above steps exactly, you would have taken ure first step towards becoming a genius!! now its jus for you to keep working at it, and someday you will be the smartest person the world has ever known. PEACE>>>

Saturday, June 24, 2006

i am in a good mood. seriously haha.

yay today i went my family to corduroy and finch. hehe. the place rocks lah. i ate teh cheesecake and a truffle. haha. den the tiramisu bowl thingy is super cute/pretty. and the tiramisu tastes gd too! oh and yea the tap in the toilet is uber cool.

disclaimer: pls don ask me wads the point of this post. i don noe either.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

realli. tHe tHings i reSort to wHen i aM boreD. wooHoo.

quiz. HAHA.

1) smoked - nah.
2) consumed alcohol - yea! wine is actually quite nice. but red wine sucks.
3) slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex - chalet.
4) slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex - see above.
5) made out with someone of the opposite sex - nah.
6) made out with someone of the same sex - nah.
7) had someone in your room of the opposite sex - countless times.
8) watched porn - i haf frens.
9) bought porn - you can buy pron??
10) done drugs - technically yes, considerin panadol and all are drugs. but no not to get high or anything.
11) taken pain killers - who hasnt? wait haf i? tink so ><
12) taken someone else's prescription medicine - yea my mom's cough mixture.
13) lied to your parents - come on.
14) lied to a friend - come on.
15) snuck out of the house - nope don tink i haf. not snuck out per se. not dat i haven thot about it.
16) done something illegal - jaywalking? haha. of course i've done smthn illegal.
17) cut yourself - ah DUH.
18) hurt someone - yep.
19) wished someone to die - anyone who hasnt shld be dead. hey i haf jus wished someones dead.
20) seen someone die - nope.
21) missed curfew - -.-
22) stayed out all night - chalet? other den that not sure. prob.
23) eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself - YEA!
24) been to a therapist - nope.
25) been to rehab - nope.
26) dyed your hair - yay. well highlights, but same lah.
27) received a ticket - nope.
28) been in a wreck - nah.
29) been to a club - not after 7.
30) been to a bar - yep.
31) been to a wild party - not reallyyy...
32) seen the Mardi Gras - excluding the tj shite? nope.
33) had a spring break in Florida - i wish.
34) sniffed anything - uh, yeah?
35) wore black nail polish - nah. i will sometime tho.
36) wore arm bands - don tink so.
37) wore t-shirts with band names - nope don haf dem.
38) listened to rap - yah.
39) own a 50 cent CD - .|.
40) dressed gothic - nah
41) dressed prep - uh, don tink so. hist drama don count rite ><
42) dressed punk - not really.
43) dressed grunge - nah.
44) stole something - hehe :D
45) been too drunk to remember anything - nope never gotten drunk.
46) blacked out - nope.
47) fainted - almost. almost.
48) had a crush on your neighbor - nah.
49) had someone sneak into your room - zz cos not. u cant really sneak into a tiny box can u?
50) snuck into someone else's room - nah.
51) had a crush on someone of the same sex - uh, nope.
52) been to a concert - of course.
53) dry humped someone - dry humped? wtf is that??
54) been called a slut - nah.
55) called someone a slut - yah.
56) installed speakers in your car - my car. yea the ferrari sitting outside my bungalow. yeah.
57) broke a mirror - nope.
58) showered at someone of the opposites sex's house - not sure. don tink so.
59) brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush - yah. accidentally tho.
60) consider Mac, Dre, e40 or Mistah Fab your favorite rapper - .|.
61) seen an R rated movie in theaters - nope.
62) cruised the mall - wtf is dat? but i suppose.
63) skipped school - yea.
64) had an eating disorder - yea?
65) had an injury - ><
66) gone to court - yea. but i wasnt being charged. so i guess no?
67) walked out of a restaurant without paying - i always do dat. teh adults pay mah. but no i aint so cheap lah.
68) caught something on fire - haf i? ummmm. no.
69) lied about your age - yah.
70) owned an apartment - and i'm donald trump.
71) cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend - my boyfren/girlfren?
72) cheated with someone - see above.
73) got in trouble with the police - nope. :D
74) talked to a stranger - yah. flag day ><
75) hugged a stranger - nah.
76) kissed a stranger - nah. i aint crazy or despo.
77) rode in the car with a stranger - not stranger stranger.
78) been sexually harassed - nope.
79) been verbally harassed - countless times.
80) met face to face with someone you met online - no.
81) stayed online for 12 hours straight - ah duh.
82) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours straight - nope not yet.
83) watched TV for 12 hours straight - don tink so.
84) been to a fair - yea.
85) been called a bad influence - countless times.
86) cursed - WHAT??? ARE U F'IN RETARDED??
87) prank called someone - i tink.
88) laid in the bed with someone of the opposite sex - yes?
89) cheated on a test - :D
90) cheated on homework - no duh.
91) held hands with someone of the opposite sex - pri sch was a traumatising period of my life.
92) been pushed into a pool - i tink so.
93) played pool - yah.
94) watched 5 hours of mtv straight - nope. i tink i did 3 tho.
95) had a crush on someone 10 years older than you - no lah.
96) had a crush on someone younger than you - don tink so.
97) wear eyeliner - yeah.
98) skinny dipped - no.
99) laughed at someone who was seriously hurt - footballers?


10-20 = Goodie-goodie.
21-30 = A little rebellious.
31-40 = Almost rebellious.
41-50 = Rebel.
51-60 = Total bad girl/boy.
61-70 = Bitch/ass-hole.
71-80 = Can't believe you made it this far.
81-90 = Fucking bad-ass.
91-100 = See you in hell!

TOTAL SCORE: 45

so i am a rebel. yay.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

sleeping as an aphrodisiac

sleeping, as we all know, is oh so wonderful. but do YOU know how you're sleeping? for that matter are YOU aware of the different ways of sleeping? i shall break them down for you. and also rate them.

1. the forced sleep. this is what is common in alot of people, where they go to sleep for one or more of the following reasons: nothing to do, habit to sleep at a certain time, being forced to sleep by a superior authority, unknown. the point is, you arn't actually tired or anything. but you go to sleep anyhow.

pleasure value: 2/10. really theres nothing much to this. you wont wake up feeling very muich different.

2. the shagged sleep. this is also pretty common, where you get ureself so exhausted you more or less knock out. yah. this can happen in many instances, such as after playing sports for a long period of time, working long hours, and any other form of physical exhaustion.

pleasure value: 4/10. you're tired, so you'll wake up feeling refreshed. which is nice.

3. the drunk sleep. this happens when you get yourself drunk, and then knock out.

pleasure value: ?. it has never happened to me, so i dont know. but i would reckon maybe a 6/10. 2 for the sleep, 4 for the alcohol before.

4. the never sleep sleep. this refers to when you keep yourself from sleeping. often happens at sleepovers (the irony yes) and chalets and the like. while one is mentally exhausted and sometimes physically too, you force yourself to stay awake.

pleasure value: 8/10. when you finally do sleep, its like "yeahohmygodfinally!!" and you konk out. and then you wake up 32 hours later feeling like a new man. or women.

5. the drugged sleep. specifically the anesthetic kind. ga that is.

pleasure value: 10/10. yeah! it feels really good, when the anesthetic is moving through you're body, slowly creeping up to your head. it really gets you high. and at least you go to sleep feeling real high.

so, what kind of sleeper are YOU?

Friday, June 09, 2006

AHHHHHH!!!!!

ow. pain pain pain pain pain pain pain. brawr.

the back of my upper arms are hurting from yesterday's wakeboarding. but i figured wakeboarding's still pretty funk.its a whole lot of fun.

but the jellyfishes are the bitch!! rawr!

Monday, June 05, 2006

me and meh doggies put it dowwn on da girls on da floor goin zizikizamzam zizizazum

sigh. last nite had another weird dream. firstly it was in an unknown location which looked abit like orchard mrt the control station there, but it was an airport. or at least a place people go to to go to other countries. then there were weird pple in the place. students mostly. den henry (the dream one) told me smthn about putting me and someone's pics on everyone's display pics. huh. rite. den this girl walks up to me and like asks me if we can talk. i'm like yea ok. so dat girl as far as i cna rmb (note my memory sucks) was qutie chio, short and had nice eyes. heh. den we walk and talk, and apparently she is a tjcian. >< and den we click and blah blah blah go eat lunch/dinner/some meal.

den i nto sure wad happen. forgot liao. but it was smthn along the lines of smthn major happened, maybe an explosion or smthn. cant rmb ><

oh yea and sher appeared too. weird.

and i woke up and i'm like "wtf".

and now i'm sitting in front of the comp with my chinese book on my lap waiting to be done but instead i'm blogging shit. shit.

i like long stories. like long long stories. HAHA!!

apparently theres gonna be a new fantastic 4 movie. so says shan/jessica alba. hm.

and now i shall end this post with a quote: "poo".

Sunday, June 04, 2006

brawling in the dark

seriously, this is quite sad. i haf taken to replaying pokemon. red. wtf.

Monday, May 29, 2006

honestly!

terrible i tell u. terrible!!!

sheep some times i wonder if i noe u at all. its quite sad really, how things have turned out. so many questions, so few answers. so many things to do, so little time given to us. i sometimes think to myself, maybe it aint worth it after all. but den the devil says: "shuttup and get up already.." and i look at him. and i really want to slap him. but u and i both noe i cant.

its always as i dream it. so different. things are always so much more...beautiful in my dreams. so much more...right. how i wish things could turn out like they do as i dream them. but i know it cant. it wont. for its all but a fantasy. reality's a whole different bitch.

nein?

Friday, May 19, 2006

since i aint got inspiration to blog i haf resorted to a meaningless entry with some meaning

yay.

i haf made a list of strange resolutions. well i haven physically made any list in any form, but i've planned on some stuff.

1. be less bitchy. i shall try very hard to do this. the plan is to regulate myself... and jus i dunno tink of other stuff to obsess myself with

2. be less angry/angsty etc. basicaly i'm not gonna let things get to me so easily. like i used to.

sigh. this is very sad. its always liddat when i blog den halfway don feel like bloggin anymore.

this is fucekd lah. i oso dunno wassup with this and that.

pple shld seriously start agreeing with me.

i think, slowly, i'm changing. theres nothing very obvious, but i think its in the little things. i sense i'm becming different. becoming more... i dunno. some one tell me.

i think going crazy, or at least having moments of insanity, it aint dat bad. it provides me with an alternate reality for all of 2 secs.

there are times i'm not even sure what i'm doing. actions dat jsu happen, without me actually contemplating them.

its queer to think dat maybe its all but a cycle. things coming back to itself. jus like how last yr all began. again.

i need to rediscover some parts of the old me. the not-so-blah me. really.

default rocks. everyone go listen to default.

jimmy eat world rocks. you know it.

taking back sunday rocks. ok so i'm slow but better late then never.

lifehouse rocks.

bawling my heart and swallowing all the clouds and blind me

Sunday, May 14, 2006

f'in dejavu

its so strange. to think one year later i'd be walking the exact same path i did. ok so one year ago i was running, but that really isnt the point. and its so strange, that this time it was with my family, and one year ago it was with people i hardly knew. the irony really. life jus has to do that eh? take it and throw it in ure face. woohoo.

its so sad, cos while walking towards esplanade, i was talking to the moon. seriously.

haiz. time really has a habit of slipping away.

bahs.

Monday, May 08, 2006

honey its been a long time coming...

stupid pple shld die. honestly. or shld i add stupid pple who don accept the fact that they are stupid, and summore act clever. die irritatin stupid pple. seriously. i don get how anyone can tink so damn highly of him/herself. and i thought i was the limit. in all honesty, bias aside, some pple are jus naturally dumber than others. why cant some pple jus accept the fact that they really arnt dat brilliant and thus not act like it? (believe me i came to this conclusion a long time ago... ) i mean, wads the point of arguing just for the sake of arguing? if u've lost, u've lost. arguing further only makes u appear stupid(der).

i jus don understand how some people just don get it. losers.

Monday, May 01, 2006

dont you see? you're really all that i want... you're only all i ever need...

someone PLEASE donate me a life. i beggeth of you...

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

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some fun facts.

did you know.....?
- more movies are produced in India every year than in hollyhood.
- that Mercedes cars were named after a girl
- intelligent people have mroe zinc and copper in their hair
- theres a nba baller named derrick zimmerman
- title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles
- If you could count the number of times a cricket chirps in one minute, divide by 2, add 9 and divide by 2 again, you would have the correct temperature in celcius degrees
- The Antpitta avis canis Ridgley is a bird that looks like a stuffed duck on stilts and barks like a dog
- Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave
- In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
- In Texas, a recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
- In Alaska, it is legal to shoot bears. However, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
- Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula".
- 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
- During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur," a small red car can be seen in the distance.
- The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
- The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.
- Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
- The ant, when intoxicated, will always fall over to its right side.
- Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike each year than all the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
- The day after President George W. Bush was reelected, Canada's main immigration website had 115,000 visitors. Before Bush's re-election, this site averaged about 20,000 visitors each day.
- Mel Gibson has personally earned almost $400,000,000 from his movie "The Passion of the Christ".
- desmond is too bored with physics bio and elective work begging.

argh mothers suck too

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

my gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yea. its kinda scary. nowadays, i'm gettin irritated by the smallest details in life. the way a person walks, the words pple use, even how pple stand. and i've jus been frustrated as hell... i mean, everyday i go home and its the same old routine of bein lectured by my dad. i'm not sayin i aint wrong, cos i am, but he jus overdoes it. sigh.

somebody pls pls pls come save me.

take me away, keep me from this rain...

Monday, April 24, 2006

i really want to thank you...

sigh. isnt the weather jus terribly wonderful? i love rainy days... (for all those too slow no i'm not bein sarcastic). rainy days are so nice... haha. esp the ones where theres a light-medium rain, clear, not too dark skies... and no thunder/lighting...

its these kinds of days that i love.
i dunno, but i feel calmer.
more in love with the world.
its days like this i jus wanna sit in an open field,
bug free dat is,
and i dunno. jus lie down and let the rain fall down on me.
i really love the rain.
i like walking in the rain i really do...
listenin to nice music,
or else jus listenin to the sounds of the world.
sigh isnt it jus beautiful?

and maybe theres dat special someone there rite by your side...

wish wishing wished wisheded wish upon a fallin star...

Thursday, April 20, 2006

hey have we met before?

actually yea.

haha.

well i've been goin thru my past, and i discovered some interestin stuff.

1. me and samuel were in the same k2 class!















cool rite. ok not so, but dats not THE DAMN POINT.

bah i'm feelin lazy and aaronnish now. shall continue some other time. which is never really...

haha. u can laugh but u cant make fun of me. cos the joke's on you. no wait. the joke IS you...

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

rawr bitch

you're falling out of reach...
you're defying gravity...


haiz. life jus friggin rocks... seriously. having a father who's threatening to bash your head in with a baseball bat jus makes it better...

this is crap seriously. theres 23mins left on the stupid watch dog shit on the calss comp, and i aint done nuts for my bio. wee. happy is the new me. bah. i'm like so screwed lah... woohoo.

ADADADADADADADADADADADADA

Sunday, April 16, 2006

thrid, maybe fourth time lucky?

yesterday was a strange day.

while i was walkin my dog, along the path beside my hse i saw 3 couples. a cheena one, an indian one, both middle aged, and a young chinese couple. who were btw makin out in the big field.

so aniwae the sky was really clear, so could see loads of stars. which reminds me, the path beside my hse is a great place for star gazin. the surrounding not dat many tall stuff, so can see the sky pretty well, and when the sky is clear its really nice cos can see loads of stars.

ok the point of this post is?

Friday, April 14, 2006

be cool, be a jew

zz ok i haven blogged in ages, even with so many things dat has happened. ok so update on my life =)

mood: bored.

ok so some of the stuff dat has happened.

magic fundoshi:
omg i was so pissed of with the stupid play. seriously. wad a waste of 32.40. the day wasnt too bad, cos got take neos, but the play was sooo dumb and retarded. i seriously was qutie appalled by the sheer no-brainness of the play. it was hardly funny, unless u consider all those overly used "jokes", and there was no plot at all!! argh was i pissed dat nite.

operation tumor:
yea so on sunday, 9/4/2006, i went for an operation for the first time! actually i tink it was my first time in the hospital as a patient. as far as i can rmb dat is... and it was pretty cool. the tag is funky =) haha. oh yes one thing. THE STUPID OUTFIT SUCKS... the pants were so big i had to hold them up everytime i stood up >< hm the operation was actually qutie cool. i was covered with this heated blanket thing which was blardy shiok, den the GA was damn damn shiok. haha.

bah no mood to blog. haiz world love me yay.

hur hur the horses sing.