like oh my effin god!!!

haha. the following is very interesting. i did it a long time ago. but i jus did it again and i exclaimed "holy shit" very loudly in my room. heh. try it.

Count every " F" in the following text:


FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE

SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI

FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH

THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...


(SEE BELOW)




HOW MANY ?









WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.


The reasoning behind is further down.








The brain cannot process "OF".

Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!

seriously i counted THRICE before i scrolled down. haiya i'm like dumb >< style="font-family:Arial Black;font-size:130%;color:navy;">

gah bish bish bish

haha i'm getting nostalgic. haha. remembering the days when i used to go to pple's blogs (ok CERTAIN pple's blogs) and totally jus laughin until i almost wan to cry. and its not cos its funny like joke hur hur funyn per se. rather its more laughin at the person kind of laughin. like u noe how u laugh at pathetic pple. or stupid pple. or sad-case pple. or wannabes. or combinations of the above/before. haha. call me elitist or prejudice or wadeva. heh i don care :D

ok get to my point. my point is that i realise that some pple are really quite sad. like more sad that i had ever thot. ahahaha. its quite funny.

I <3 Rock And Roll
eh yo yo yo i em so kewl,
i wanna rock you till i have my full.
ch-eck out me shirt it is da bomb,
it has da bling n all the punk.
don noe u but i'm raelly kewl,
i'm the master of my skewl.
i <3 to dsign, i don like kodes,
i need quite alot of brand new klothes.
i've got the hair i've got me specs,
i even got me bag to match!
cos i'm rock i'm stone i'm boulder,
i'm good, u know it too.
teh girls all luv me,
the guys all wanna be me.
i am da band i do dem all,
i don wanna say it. but i'm good.
and guess wad my fren?
i really luv my rockin band.

- dedicated to a certain someone.

and after all these i realise,
i luv to be me.

camillianoire --- woopoo muttons

i recall an episode of csi i saw some time back, where this small super geniur girl managed to convince the csi that she committed a crime she didnt actually commit. cos actually her bro did but she wanted to cover for him. eventually the police couldnt arrest anyone cos of conflicting accounts.
so wad am i trying to say? i am trying to say what the girl told the women at the end of the show. its smthn like this: genius is not about knowing the most or being able to convince someone of the truth. true genius is being able to tell a lie, and den convince everyone else that it is the truth. and u noe wad? i absolutely agree. cos i mean knowledge can be gained by mugging. being able to convince is a skill that can be learned. thats how salespeople all come about non? but to be able to convinvce pple a lie is the truth, now dats true genius. heh.

i want to be a genius.

ahaha and i rmb smthn navi said the other day while taking neos dat made me laugh out loud. he was like "wa lau i need to gooooo home and mug neoprints lah! got sooo many things..." hahahaha.

on another note my dad is being a total ass. insert the hole somewhere. but den, wads new?

-insert vulgarities here-

disclaimer: there is a high possibility you might be/feel insulted by this post. but read on nonetheless. you must understand i'm not trying to insult or offend anyone, but i'm just stating my stand. if you want to hate me for it, its entirely up to you. but i apologise first if i don (and probrably will) offend you.

grrr i hate miss swan.

ok lemme get this right. initaially i thot miss swan was like some random mad women goin about teh streets pissing pple off. and i'm like ok if dats wad she wans to do and its funny she's jsu crazy. and den i go to class on college day it turns out its friggin done in a studio!!!! my miss-swan-hate-o-meter like shot up ten-fold or smthn. seriously. miss swan is jsu SOOOO stupid and lame.

ok i want to reason out some stuff. there are a few kinds of humour in this world. theres the lame humour (eugene, miss swan), the dumb humour (miss swan, tom cruise jumpin on a couch, russell peters), the parody humour (scary movie, elements of whose line), the sarcastic humour (whose line, my wife and kids, seinfield and the likes, russell peters), and last but definitely not least intelligent humour (whose line, seinfield, a variety of other shows). of course some of the categories overlap, and i most defnitely would have missed out some shows/types because i don watch that much tv, but generally i believe humour can be classified broadly into the above groups.

ok so about miss swan. the whole farce falls in the lame, dumb categories. why? because essentialyl thats what it is. its humour dat insults ure intelligence. its the kind of humour that is funny the first time but painful everytime after that. theres no replay value in that. ok i shld go and add russell peters in too. hang. k done. i mean at least russell peters isnt that bad cos there are parts that are genuinely farny. but miss swan its jus so dumb. much like that stupid old hag in the LT ystd. its like:
police: wad did the robber look like?
miss swan: "oooh he looked like a man" (audience laughs)
police: i need details.
miss swan: "oooh details i haf... he look like a man!!" (audience laugh. i cringe)
ok i know there'll be pple saying i don appreciate this kind of humour but honestly, wads there to appreciate? i'm sorry if i'm putting pple down but this kind of humour is for not smart (i choose not to use dumb) pple. the worst parts of the whole miss swan thing is that 1. her voice is sooo f'in annoying i wan to stab her and 2. its all friggin done in a studio. with wad i suppose are scripted lines. i mean WAD??? ure f'in scriptin these kinds of lame humour!?! dats jus sad...

i wan to compare these kinds of humour to intelligeng/sarcastic humour, which is actually funny. essentially, the difference is that the latter categories are actually genuinely funny. and you can watch it time afetr time and still laugh. shows such as seinfield or whose line or my wife and kids and the likes. star world does show quite a few good comedies. oh friends too =D i <3 friends. the thing about these shows, they actually require you to understand a joke before laughin, as opposed to laughin to something quite meaningless. which is why i say russell peters at points is still funny in a smart way.

take friends as an example (and a VERY good one for that). it ran 10 seasons, and no one ever got tired of it. why? because it made pple laugh, but it did not insult their intelligence. there is a right balance of comic/stupid humour with sarcastic humour. and all the characters had abit of both. (i particularly like ross and chandler. hehe) it made the show fun, funny and painless to watch.

recently i haf rekindled my love for whose line is it anyway. again another show that has achieved cult-like status, as did friends. wad about the show is so good? for one you haf a hilarious host in drew carey. den some really talented cast in wayne, colin and ryan. and the fourth member is always someone gd, whether its whoppi goldberg of robim williams. and the best part of all is that everything is impromptu. i tink thats wad really makes the show stand out. the fact that these pple haf to make up everything on the spot. so whether its a jibe at someone or a parody or smthn random or a screw up it all makes for a very funny show. and what i especially like about the show is the fact that you REALLY must understand the joke before you can laugh. cos if u don understand u'll be like "HUH??" cos alot of the jokes there is a context to it which makes it really funny, such as parodies and the like. whilst admittedly its a american show and there are some jokes very american in nature and hence harder to understands (hell i sometimes don get the joke also >.<), but the majority of the jokes its quite understandable. seriously go watch it if you can.

oh yes another thing. i tink the fact there are pple in the vip watching miss swan is, for me, quite rather appalling, and also in some sense quite insulting. we're suppose to be the smartest 5% in singapore, yet there are pple watching a show i'd trust someone with an iq of 40 to watch. i'm sorry guys but its true. i somehow cannot understand why people with an average iq of maybe 90-110 (i tink?) could somehow find miss swan funny. cos she isnt. she's jus annoying and stupid and irritaing and moronic.

if you want REAL humour, go watch star world. most of the comedies there are actually good. and if you don get the jokes, i'm sorry. you're missing out. you've got miss swan =D

okie i'm off to watch another episode of whose line. ciao. oh yea and peace.

the days of seeing little steps running away towards there

hm today was rather interesting. college day was like blah cos i didnt really manage to read much, den the stooopid pe trs were absolute whores lah. i tell u with the exception of yong melvin tan i tink the whole friggin pe dept is shit. the stupid ms lim i tink thats her name wah she's a super bitch lah grrr i detest her. and the old apek oso another cock shit. he liked asked 10 pple the same friggin qn. dumb...

ok today for some strange reason i saw qutie a few chio girls. one on the train from paya lebar to city hall, with subra. den 2/3 on the 38 from tanah merah to my hse busstop. and this is not including the random chicks one sees walking along orchard road.

and grrr i am sad i didnt get to watch cats in the cradle. like when we first went past indochine they werent performin yet. den when we were done it was like 9.45 and i contemplated goin but decided i was too damn lazy so didnt. gah.

could you but love me?

saying sorry - we're falling forward

haiz this is quite sad.
haf you ever felt as if
you cant help but miss someone?
as if theres this little voice in your head,
that never wants to go away?
those times, they dont seem so far back.
yet they feel like an eternity ago.

its quite strange the way our lives
have evolved into wad they are now.
you, me, them, all of us.
do you still rmb the times we spent,
talking about the stragest things,
more than anyhting, laughing.
hehe. tellytubbies.

its like, all that is behind us now.
and i'm not sure we can get it back.
there were times when things were too much to bear.
times when we almost let go.
and den did we?
maybe, maybe not.
it knda hit a little snag.
if thats what it can be called.

u must rmb the time(s) it got too much.
the few instances it all seemed to want to fall apart.
both of us we werent even sure.
i rmb u once asked,
did i ever thot of letting go.
its quite queer how i did once tink about it
rite near the beginning,
but now you know i know i'd never haf
to need to consider it ever again.

the way some people have the ability to shape one's life,
i still have no clue how it ever did happen.
but happen it did,
and there wasnt and isnt any looking back.

i hope you'll forgive me for everything i ever did.

they say everything has its place and time.

in the worst way...

you dont even know///

History - Funeral for a Friend

Dear friends of this academy, ohh
Romeo is bleeding to death
To see a friend bleed to death what for
Some kind of metaphor that I can't see?
So, I'll drink until I see it
This sky will make me sick
So, I'll give up on you
I'll give up on this
This sky will make me sick
I'll give up on this
I'll give up on you

Archers in your arches
Raise your fingers for one last salute
And bleed this skyline dry
Your history is mine

So you want to hold me up and bring me down
Yes, you want to hold me up and break me down
I don't care for your sweet scent
Or, the way you want me more than I want you
I don't care for your sweet scent
Or, the way you want me more than I want you

Archers in your arches
Raise your fingers for one last salute
And bleed this skyline dry
Your history is mine

Archers in your arches
Raise your fingers for one last salute
And bleed this skyline dry
Your history is mine

It's all mine
It's all mine
It's all mine

Archers in your arches
Raise your fingers for one last salute
And bleed this skyline dry
Your history is mine

Archers in your arches
Raise your fingers for one last salute
And bleed this skyline dry
Your history is mine

omg i love this song. its melodic and calming yet really depressing and painful at the same time. sighs.

| G F#/G Em | C D G |

yay today is a gd day ^^ haha. today i (finally) watched a movie, played ddr, played arcade, drank mos shake, and took neos!! haha. yay i am satisfied today. and oso ystd my stats for bball were really sweet. heehee =)))))

hate me today.... hate me tommorrow...

i tried to be perfect, but nothing was worth it...

sometimes i wonder.
all these pain, all the hurting,
all the suffering,
is it really worth it?
these tears we cry, for what?

you know, at one point i thot i knew.
at one point it all did mean something to me.
but then, things change.
time keeps moving,
hoping only to leave us behind.

why is it we let our hearts out,
only for them to be hurt.
scarred with tears of madness,
sheets of blinding pain.

its not like me to want to hurt,
or be hurt.
at least thats what i tink.

you know, people always talk about being strong.
about overcoming your weaknesses.
but have you considered one thing?
how do we really qualify weakness?
and strength for that matter.
how can one be strong if he never knew weakness?
yet how can one be weak if he never kenw strength?
this little paradox bugs me no end.
what if your caught in the middle of this endless struggle?
for some people, mayeb that is paradise.
to be neither strong or weak.
to neither succeed nor fail.
to jus...be.

my weakness is that i care too much.

eh why people keep cheating my feelings...

dessie wessie says:
hey des
aaron is a stupid fool hu has yet to come to terms with my ppor typing skills and tendencies to type wrongly. says:
hey des

the above is a very interesting opening to a msn convo. haha.

why is it i choose not to know?
i think, somethings are better left on its own.
u know, to jus let it rot away.
maybe, when you finally could see hte world thru my eyes,
you'll learn that there are things that we shld and can,
in the end, hold on to.

and never did we try... sad.

i'm taking to listenin to your mama shouting in my ear

hey hey hey!! ok i haf recently found some new songs to like.

1. curses - bullet for my valentine
2. follow me - breaking benjamin
3. other breaking benjamin songs :P
4. history - funeral for a friend
5. 23 - jimmy eat world
6. if you could only see - tonic
7. iris(live) - goo goo dolls ft avril
8. forgive me - evanescence
9. somebocy told me - the killers (i have rediscovered my luv for this song after rockstar =D)
10. demolition lovers - mcr

aha.

anyway this week is our helmsman wk, and i actually tink it has been quite a useful one. esp the visit to smu. however i must admit if i hear another "you must follow ure dream" or another "persevere" speech, i will seriously peng. i mean ok i get the point. and i tink the card sorts were pretty useful. not that i(we) didnt noe the things, but it helped put things in perspective. for me at least.

ok peace out i'm off to watch whose line and laugh my balls off... =D

she makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand (must it be now? why not never?)

some people are REALLY very sad case and pathetic. REALLY.

of italian ankles and potugese hands.

i'll show you minneeeeeeee

some songs that make we want to hit/throw/-insert some violent action here- smthn when they go on air:
1. you're f'in beautiful
2. anythin by the click 5
3. stars are blind (its playing rite now ><)
4. life is wonderful (i have thus lost wad little respect i had for stoopid a-z.)
5. hips dont lie
6. any of the newer bep songs
7. carrie chong (ok so she isnt a song but it has the same effect on me...)
8. avril
9. madonna
10. craig david/beddingfield
11. keane (i aint sure why but i jus seriously don like them. is it any wonder?)
12. the marroon 5 singer. wadeva his name is. he sings like with his lips over his teeth lah. wtf.

u see i love my music. heh =D

in a strange state of limbo

i realise,
i always seem to surround myself with "frens".
start of last yr was aaron and amanda.
den was sws.
den was diane and daniel.
now?
theres not much really left.
and u noe wad?
it actually doesnt feel all that bad.
maybe lonliness was meant for me.
or maybe i was meant for loneliness.

its quite queer,
but dont you tink close friendships are formed in the strangest of circumstances?
ranging from a random shoppin trip to queensway,
to sitting in a stinking room tokin cock.
its quite funny.
i wonder.

you know, i thought i knew you.
now i don noe.
its like, its all so lost to me.
i miss those times we were so close,
miss those times we could read each other's minds,
miss those times we really had fun.
sitting in the middle of the rainfall.
laughing, crying, together.
dancing, bitching, hating,
everything as one.
now you've left me here alone,
and i must tell you this.
after all this time,
i still never did quite understand.
maybe it was just meant to be...

amayojunkinathong

yay today i got a new fone.

and a figured, the funny thing about humanities subjects is that they are circular subjects teaching circular stuff in a circular way. bah it drives my brain in circles. vroom vroom.

of all the freaky things in the world, it jus had to be you

my life has become disturbing shit.

ok so yesterday was rather strange. first during physics boy came in and was like "ok today our lesson will be very short. 5 mins only!" den then he tells dhevy to collect money, den went on about shit about how to build friendshhip and maintain a healthy lifestyle, we shld all go to the canteen and eat together. den like everyone peng-ed at him. den he was like "go for break!!" at first we're like okkkkayyyy and soon we were like OKAY.

den chem we finished lessons quite early too. weird.

zz den came invigorate. i am still feeling rather sad. ok at least for vball we won 2-0, adn proud little me served above 80%. heehee i am happy. budden floorball was qutie depressing lah. i mean even tho the guys team are in the final, and i tink the girls team shld get in too, we lost to 12 ): teh very sad part was that i scored the goal to put us in front. ok i must get smthn straight. I DID NOT MEAN TO SCORE DAT GOAL. seriously. firstly my intention when i hit the ball was to jus get it up into a central position. secondly i knew i totally mishit the ball. thirdly i didnt even see where the ball went. so when it went in i was positively freaked. budden, and i cant say i didnt see it comin, matt foo did his thang, and waltzed us into defeat >< it is very sad. now dat we're meeting them in the finals, ima gonna make sure nothing gets into our goal. one way or another.

ok den i went with some of them juniors to parkway kfc, and we played truth or dare, which was quite amusing. haha.

ok ok so dat was last nite. this morning something VERY freaky happened. ok so i was sleeping, den i woke up and went back to sleep again. andi was dreamin this very strange dream (as usual),when i heard a sneeze. and i heard something fall. and at this point in time i was half-awake. so i knew wad had fallen. it was my bottle of pellets for my pellet guns. and strange thing is, the battle was placed between the legs of my polar bear, which sits at the side of my bed. as in my bed theres like one part raised right, like a small cupboard, so i put my polar bear there. and den the window is at least half a metre away, so no way the wind could have blowned my bear down. AND i am positively absolutely sure i heard a sneeze.

conclusion: my bear sneezed, fell down and hence toppled the pellet bottle. which is impossible cos its a stuffed toy. but then now i'm havign my doubts.

and yes i was absolutely freaked out.

the official anti-si rant

SINGAPORE IDOL SUCKS BALLS. ANYONE WHO REMOTELY EVEN TINK ANY OF THOSE THIGNS ON THE SHOW HAVE ANYTHING REMOTELY RELATED TO TALENT IS A DUMB MORON.

IF YOU WAN TO WATCH REAL SINGING, REAL PERFORMING AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE TALENT, WATCH ROCKSTAR SUPERNOVA. I BEG YOU. HONESTLY. AFTER WATCHING ROCKSTAR, I WENT TO OBSERVE THE DUMB SHOW THAT IS SINGAPORE IDOL AND GUESS WAD? IT SUCKS!!!!!!

SERIOUSLY. I MEAN, FIRSTLY THE PEOPLE ON SI CANNOT ACTUALLY SING. I TINK IT MUST BE AN IDOL PHENOMENON, THE FACT THAT THE CONTESTANTS CAN HARDLY SING. OK AI IS STILL A WHOLE LOT BETTER, BUT NOWHERE EVEN CLOSE TO ROCKSTAR. I MEAN, YOU JUS COMPARE THE SONGS. COME AS YOU ARE VS IF YOU'RE GONE. A GD WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN VS A TERRIBLE MY SAC. GRRRR -.-

OH AND THE IDOLS DID A BAD DAY MTV. MY GOSH IT WAS SOOOOOO BAD X10^2N. -_-""""""""""

ARGH I HAVE RANTED. IN A DAY OR TWO I SHALL DO A PROPER ANALYTICAL BREAKDOWN OF ROCKSTAR VS SI.

no teletubbies no no

i DO NOT remotely resemble any teletubby in any form. like for real.

on another note, math lessons are wayyy screwed. i tell u dang is damn funny lah. everytime he does his hur hur laugh my whole table starts to laugh. the fact we are right at the front doesnt help. and wa lau the way dang shoot pple damn seh lah >< ahahaha. maths is wayyy funny.

i am quite pissed. today i haven done anything random yet. this sucks.

lemme ask u. if i'm better den you, and you and i both know it, does it give me the right to be arrogant?

happy birdday to you my deerest frined.

ok i have a new resolution. from this day onwards, for as long as i am able to, i shall do an absolutely pointless and random act.

mon, 17-7-06
today i sat at the bus stop opp vj for 40 mins. yea i jus sat there, watching bus after bus go past, watching people come and go. i saw like 5 36s, 3 43s, 2 48s, 2 31s, 4 196s, 2 197s, 1 55, i tink u get my point.

bah.

eating bread with kaya

how i have changed.
hear the story of my life,
now that it all falls apart.

its quite funny,
how things happen.
u know, i never quite thot it'd be this way.
call me naive, wad have u,
i guess like what they always say,
things arent meant to be.
at all.

people change.
they really do.
and in many ways too.
right before my very own eyes i have watched,
as people grow, older, more mature,
or well in some cases become more childish.

or maybe, i'm just blind.

to forget, we must first remember.