BRAWRRRRR!!! I AM LYK SO PIZZZZEEDD... ZZZ.
really the way italy beat australia was jus blain disgraceful. i mean, whilst yes we all wan to win, must one stoop THAT low????? to blatantly cheat??? its really very disappoiting and ultimately very sad for football in general. the referees of this world cup are seriously effed up. i mean, shamsul is no 1 on soccernet?? dat proves how pathetic the refereeing has been. nb i personally think shamsul is a ball of crockshit, buts dats jus my opinion. back to point. the only other instances of such blatant and pathetic cheatin i have seen are france and arsenal, who are somethin like the french club of england. i swear to god a french training schedule would look smthn like this:
0900 warmup
0930 passing
1000 set pieces
1130 break
1300 diving
1400 drills
1600 diving
1700 dribbling
1800 diving
1900 cool down
1930 diving
2000 end
i wouldnt be surprised at all. so my point? SCREW U DIVERS AND CHEATER AND ITALIANS AND FRENCH. BIATCH!!
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Monday, June 26, 2006
10 ways to become a genius (proven!!)
10 songs i cant stop listening to:
1. hate me - blue october
2. blind - lifehouse
3. spin - lifehouse
4. i dare you - shinedown
5. makedamnsure - taking back sunday
6. move along - the all-american rejects
7. the adventure - angels and airwaves
8. chu mo - chen wei lian
9. saying sorry - hawthorne heights
10.the click 5 - good day no i havent lost my mind. you're all i have - snow patrol. fo real.
10 things i love to do for no reason:
1. download songs i never heard of
2. blog surf
3. do my hw
4. read my chi book
5. stone at the wall
6. read random books which i discover are actually pretty gd.
7. play pokemon red. again.
8. fire pellets around my room with a pellet gun. which if u didnt noe is illegal.
9. write stories.
10. this.
10 ways to kill me:
1. lock me in a room and blast click 5. no THE click 5.
2. poison me with CHO(KN2)
3. lock me in a room with all the contestants from singapore idol. i cant gurantee all of them will come out alive, but i can gurandamntee you dat i'll be dead.
4. drop an elephant on my head.
5. hire barney to entertain me.
6. TaLk tO mE iN StIcKy f'In cApS. bIaTcH!
7. gimme a gd book to read. a very very very very good book. i'll read myelf to death.
8. get jimmy eat world to come eat me.
9. stab me.
10. hm i'm not too sure. you tink of smthn.
10 things i should learn to say less:
1. a word dat starts with f, ends with uck and isnt firetruck. hey i'm tryin :D
2. sigh.
3. haiz.
4. muahahahaha (in real life)
5. not sure leh.
6. um/uh before ensuing sentence.
7. wee. i suppose.
8. i rock.
9. u suck.
10. insert ( ) here.
10 places i want to visit:
1. old trafford.
2. lourve
3. the arctic. to see the polar bears (:
4. the antarctic. to see the damn penguins (:
5. mexico.
6. hawaii.
7. brazil.
8. the amazon.
9. the pyramids.
10. bill gates bank. safe deposit box. wadeva.
10 places i definitely do not want to die in:
1. my house.
2. my fren's hse.
3. the sea.
4. the sky. or falling from it.
5. a rubbish dump.
6. a musuem.
7. in the midst of a crowd.
8. the toilet.
9. on public transport.
10. on stage.
10 random facts which may be true.
1. the world is ruond.
2. the earth is flat.
3. i am almost as tall as yao ming.
4. heat won the nba finals (!!)
5. i am very very bored.
6. this post was suppsoe to be up 3 weeks ago.
7. i'm in love.
8. high school musical is a great show.
9. i think jocks are pretty hot.
10. the song playing on the radio now is balls.
NOW. if u haf followed the above steps exactly, you would have taken ure first step towards becoming a genius!! now its jus for you to keep working at it, and someday you will be the smartest person the world has ever known. PEACE>>>
1. hate me - blue october
2. blind - lifehouse
3. spin - lifehouse
4. i dare you - shinedown
5. makedamnsure - taking back sunday
6. move along - the all-american rejects
7. the adventure - angels and airwaves
8. chu mo - chen wei lian
9. saying sorry - hawthorne heights
10.
10 things i love to do for no reason:
1. download songs i never heard of
2. blog surf
3. do my hw
4. read my chi book
5. stone at the wall
6. read random books which i discover are actually pretty gd.
7. play pokemon red. again.
8. fire pellets around my room with a pellet gun. which if u didnt noe is illegal.
9. write stories.
10. this.
10 ways to kill me:
1. lock me in a room and blast click 5. no THE click 5.
2. poison me with CHO(KN2)
3. lock me in a room with all the contestants from singapore idol. i cant gurantee all of them will come out alive, but i can gurandamntee you dat i'll be dead.
4. drop an elephant on my head.
5. hire barney to entertain me.
6. TaLk tO mE iN StIcKy f'In cApS. bIaTcH!
7. gimme a gd book to read. a very very very very good book. i'll read myelf to death.
8. get jimmy eat world to come eat me.
9. stab me.
10. hm i'm not too sure. you tink of smthn.
10 things i should learn to say less:
1. a word dat starts with f, ends with uck and isnt firetruck. hey i'm tryin :D
2. sigh.
3. haiz.
4. muahahahaha (in real life)
5. not sure leh.
6. um/uh before ensuing sentence.
7. wee. i suppose.
8. i rock.
9. u suck.
10. insert ( ) here.
10 places i want to visit:
1. old trafford.
2. lourve
3. the arctic. to see the polar bears (:
4. the antarctic. to see the damn penguins (:
5. mexico.
6. hawaii.
7. brazil.
8. the amazon.
9. the pyramids.
10. bill gates bank. safe deposit box. wadeva.
10 places i definitely do not want to die in:
1. my house.
2. my fren's hse.
3. the sea.
4. the sky. or falling from it.
5. a rubbish dump.
6. a musuem.
7. in the midst of a crowd.
8. the toilet.
9. on public transport.
10. on stage.
10 random facts which may be true.
1. the world is ruond.
2. the earth is flat.
3. i am almost as tall as yao ming.
4. heat won the nba finals (!!)
5. i am very very bored.
6. this post was suppsoe to be up 3 weeks ago.
7. i'm in love.
8. high school musical is a great show.
9. i think jocks are pretty hot.
10. the song playing on the radio now is balls.
NOW. if u haf followed the above steps exactly, you would have taken ure first step towards becoming a genius!! now its jus for you to keep working at it, and someday you will be the smartest person the world has ever known. PEACE>>>
Saturday, June 24, 2006
i am in a good mood. seriously haha.
yay today i went my family to corduroy and finch. hehe. the place rocks lah. i ate teh cheesecake and a truffle. haha. den the tiramisu bowl thingy is super cute/pretty. and the tiramisu tastes gd too! oh and yea the tap in the toilet is uber cool.
disclaimer: pls don ask me wads the point of this post. i don noe either.
disclaimer: pls don ask me wads the point of this post. i don noe either.
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
realli. tHe tHings i reSort to wHen i aM boreD. wooHoo.
quiz. HAHA.
1) smoked - nah.
2) consumed alcohol - yea! wine is actually quite nice. but red wine sucks.
3) slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex - chalet.
4) slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex - see above.
5) made out with someone of the opposite sex - nah.
6) made out with someone of the same sex - nah.
7) had someone in your room of the opposite sex - countless times.
8) watched porn - i haf frens.
9) bought porn - you can buy pron??
10) done drugs - technically yes, considerin panadol and all are drugs. but no not to get high or anything.
11) taken pain killers - who hasnt? wait haf i? tink so ><
12) taken someone else's prescription medicine - yea my mom's cough mixture.
13) lied to your parents - come on.
14) lied to a friend - come on.
15) snuck out of the house - nope don tink i haf. not snuck out per se. not dat i haven thot about it.
16) done something illegal - jaywalking? haha. of course i've done smthn illegal.
17) cut yourself - ah DUH.
18) hurt someone - yep.
19) wished someone to die - anyone who hasnt shld be dead. hey i haf jus wished someones dead.
20) seen someone die - nope.
21) missed curfew - -.-
22) stayed out all night - chalet? other den that not sure. prob.
23) eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself - YEA!
24) been to a therapist - nope.
25) been to rehab - nope.
26) dyed your hair - yay. well highlights, but same lah.
27) received a ticket - nope.
28) been in a wreck - nah.
29) been to a club - not after 7.
30) been to a bar - yep.
31) been to a wild party - not reallyyy...
32) seen the Mardi Gras - excluding the tj shite? nope.
33) had a spring break in Florida - i wish.
34) sniffed anything - uh, yeah?
35) wore black nail polish - nah. i will sometime tho.
36) wore arm bands - don tink so.
37) wore t-shirts with band names - nope don haf dem.
38) listened to rap - yah.
39) own a 50 cent CD - .|.
40) dressed gothic - nah
41) dressed prep - uh, don tink so. hist drama don count rite ><
42) dressed punk - not really.
43) dressed grunge - nah.
44) stole something - hehe :D
45) been too drunk to remember anything - nope never gotten drunk.
46) blacked out - nope.
47) fainted - almost. almost.
48) had a crush on your neighbor - nah.
49) had someone sneak into your room - zz cos not. u cant really sneak into a tiny box can u?
50) snuck into someone else's room - nah.
51) had a crush on someone of the same sex - uh, nope.
52) been to a concert - of course.
53) dry humped someone - dry humped? wtf is that??
54) been called a slut - nah.
55) called someone a slut - yah.
56) installed speakers in your car - my car. yea the ferrari sitting outside my bungalow. yeah.
57) broke a mirror - nope.
58) showered at someone of the opposites sex's house - not sure. don tink so.
59) brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush - yah. accidentally tho.
60) consider Mac, Dre, e40 or Mistah Fab your favorite rapper - .|.
61) seen an R rated movie in theaters - nope.
62) cruised the mall - wtf is dat? but i suppose.
63) skipped school - yea.
64) had an eating disorder - yea?
65) had an injury - ><
66) gone to court - yea. but i wasnt being charged. so i guess no?
67) walked out of a restaurant without paying - i always do dat. teh adults pay mah. but no i aint so cheap lah.
68) caught something on fire - haf i? ummmm. no.
69) lied about your age - yah.
70) owned an apartment - and i'm donald trump.
71) cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend - my boyfren/girlfren?
72) cheated with someone - see above.
73) got in trouble with the police - nope. :D
74) talked to a stranger - yah. flag day ><
75) hugged a stranger - nah.
76) kissed a stranger - nah. i aint crazy or despo.
77) rode in the car with a stranger - not stranger stranger.
78) been sexually harassed - nope.
79) been verbally harassed - countless times.
80) met face to face with someone you met online - no.
81) stayed online for 12 hours straight - ah duh.
82) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours straight - nope not yet.
83) watched TV for 12 hours straight - don tink so.
84) been to a fair - yea.
85) been called a bad influence - countless times.
86) cursed - WHAT??? ARE U F'IN RETARDED??
87) prank called someone - i tink.
88) laid in the bed with someone of the opposite sex - yes?
89) cheated on a test - :D
90) cheated on homework - no duh.
91) held hands with someone of the opposite sex - pri sch was a traumatising period of my life.
92) been pushed into a pool - i tink so.
93) played pool - yah.
94) watched 5 hours of mtv straight - nope. i tink i did 3 tho.
95) had a crush on someone 10 years older than you - no lah.
96) had a crush on someone younger than you - don tink so.
97) wear eyeliner - yeah.
98) skinny dipped - no.
99) laughed at someone who was seriously hurt - footballers?
10-20 = Goodie-goodie.
21-30 = A little rebellious.
31-40 = Almost rebellious.
41-50 = Rebel.
51-60 = Total bad girl/boy.
61-70 = Bitch/ass-hole.
71-80 = Can't believe you made it this far.
81-90 = Fucking bad-ass.
91-100 = See you in hell!
TOTAL SCORE: 45
so i am a rebel. yay.
1) smoked - nah.
2) consumed alcohol - yea! wine is actually quite nice. but red wine sucks.
3) slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex - chalet.
4) slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex - see above.
5) made out with someone of the opposite sex - nah.
6) made out with someone of the same sex - nah.
7) had someone in your room of the opposite sex - countless times.
8) watched porn - i haf frens.
9) bought porn - you can buy pron??
10) done drugs - technically yes, considerin panadol and all are drugs. but no not to get high or anything.
11) taken pain killers - who hasnt? wait haf i? tink so ><
12) taken someone else's prescription medicine - yea my mom's cough mixture.
13) lied to your parents - come on.
14) lied to a friend - come on.
15) snuck out of the house - nope don tink i haf. not snuck out per se. not dat i haven thot about it.
16) done something illegal - jaywalking? haha. of course i've done smthn illegal.
17) cut yourself - ah DUH.
18) hurt someone - yep.
19) wished someone to die - anyone who hasnt shld be dead. hey i haf jus wished someones dead.
20) seen someone die - nope.
21) missed curfew - -.-
22) stayed out all night - chalet? other den that not sure. prob.
23) eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself - YEA!
24) been to a therapist - nope.
25) been to rehab - nope.
26) dyed your hair - yay. well highlights, but same lah.
27) received a ticket - nope.
28) been in a wreck - nah.
29) been to a club - not after 7.
30) been to a bar - yep.
31) been to a wild party - not reallyyy...
32) seen the Mardi Gras - excluding the tj shite? nope.
33) had a spring break in Florida - i wish.
34) sniffed anything - uh, yeah?
35) wore black nail polish - nah. i will sometime tho.
36) wore arm bands - don tink so.
37) wore t-shirts with band names - nope don haf dem.
38) listened to rap - yah.
39) own a 50 cent CD - .|.
40) dressed gothic - nah
41) dressed prep - uh, don tink so. hist drama don count rite ><
42) dressed punk - not really.
43) dressed grunge - nah.
44) stole something - hehe :D
45) been too drunk to remember anything - nope never gotten drunk.
46) blacked out - nope.
47) fainted - almost. almost.
48) had a crush on your neighbor - nah.
49) had someone sneak into your room - zz cos not. u cant really sneak into a tiny box can u?
50) snuck into someone else's room - nah.
51) had a crush on someone of the same sex - uh, nope.
52) been to a concert - of course.
53) dry humped someone - dry humped? wtf is that??
54) been called a slut - nah.
55) called someone a slut - yah.
56) installed speakers in your car - my car. yea the ferrari sitting outside my bungalow. yeah.
57) broke a mirror - nope.
58) showered at someone of the opposites sex's house - not sure. don tink so.
59) brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush - yah. accidentally tho.
60) consider Mac, Dre, e40 or Mistah Fab your favorite rapper - .|.
61) seen an R rated movie in theaters - nope.
62) cruised the mall - wtf is dat? but i suppose.
63) skipped school - yea.
64) had an eating disorder - yea?
65) had an injury - ><
66) gone to court - yea. but i wasnt being charged. so i guess no?
67) walked out of a restaurant without paying - i always do dat. teh adults pay mah. but no i aint so cheap lah.
68) caught something on fire - haf i? ummmm. no.
69) lied about your age - yah.
70) owned an apartment - and i'm donald trump.
71) cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend - my boyfren/girlfren?
72) cheated with someone - see above.
73) got in trouble with the police - nope. :D
74) talked to a stranger - yah. flag day ><
75) hugged a stranger - nah.
76) kissed a stranger - nah. i aint crazy or despo.
77) rode in the car with a stranger - not stranger stranger.
78) been sexually harassed - nope.
79) been verbally harassed - countless times.
80) met face to face with someone you met online - no.
81) stayed online for 12 hours straight - ah duh.
82) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours straight - nope not yet.
83) watched TV for 12 hours straight - don tink so.
84) been to a fair - yea.
85) been called a bad influence - countless times.
86) cursed - WHAT??? ARE U F'IN RETARDED??
87) prank called someone - i tink.
88) laid in the bed with someone of the opposite sex - yes?
89) cheated on a test - :D
90) cheated on homework - no duh.
91) held hands with someone of the opposite sex - pri sch was a traumatising period of my life.
92) been pushed into a pool - i tink so.
93) played pool - yah.
94) watched 5 hours of mtv straight - nope. i tink i did 3 tho.
95) had a crush on someone 10 years older than you - no lah.
96) had a crush on someone younger than you - don tink so.
97) wear eyeliner - yeah.
98) skinny dipped - no.
99) laughed at someone who was seriously hurt - footballers?
10-20 = Goodie-goodie.
21-30 = A little rebellious.
31-40 = Almost rebellious.
41-50 = Rebel.
51-60 = Total bad girl/boy.
61-70 = Bitch/ass-hole.
71-80 = Can't believe you made it this far.
81-90 = Fucking bad-ass.
91-100 = See you in hell!
TOTAL SCORE: 45
so i am a rebel. yay.
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
sleeping as an aphrodisiac
sleeping, as we all know, is oh so wonderful. but do YOU know how you're sleeping? for that matter are YOU aware of the different ways of sleeping? i shall break them down for you. and also rate them.
1. the forced sleep. this is what is common in alot of people, where they go to sleep for one or more of the following reasons: nothing to do, habit to sleep at a certain time, being forced to sleep by a superior authority, unknown. the point is, you arn't actually tired or anything. but you go to sleep anyhow.
pleasure value: 2/10. really theres nothing much to this. you wont wake up feeling very muich different.
2. the shagged sleep. this is also pretty common, where you get ureself so exhausted you more or less knock out. yah. this can happen in many instances, such as after playing sports for a long period of time, working long hours, and any other form of physical exhaustion.
pleasure value: 4/10. you're tired, so you'll wake up feeling refreshed. which is nice.
3. the drunk sleep. this happens when you get yourself drunk, and then knock out.
pleasure value: ?. it has never happened to me, so i dont know. but i would reckon maybe a 6/10. 2 for the sleep, 4 for the alcohol before.
4. the never sleep sleep. this refers to when you keep yourself from sleeping. often happens at sleepovers (the irony yes) and chalets and the like. while one is mentally exhausted and sometimes physically too, you force yourself to stay awake.
pleasure value: 8/10. when you finally do sleep, its like "yeahohmygodfinally!!" and you konk out. and then you wake up 32 hours later feeling like a new man. or women.
5. the drugged sleep. specifically the anesthetic kind. ga that is.
pleasure value: 10/10. yeah! it feels really good, when the anesthetic is moving through you're body, slowly creeping up to your head. it really gets you high. and at least you go to sleep feeling real high.
so, what kind of sleeper are YOU?
1. the forced sleep. this is what is common in alot of people, where they go to sleep for one or more of the following reasons: nothing to do, habit to sleep at a certain time, being forced to sleep by a superior authority, unknown. the point is, you arn't actually tired or anything. but you go to sleep anyhow.
pleasure value: 2/10. really theres nothing much to this. you wont wake up feeling very muich different.
2. the shagged sleep. this is also pretty common, where you get ureself so exhausted you more or less knock out. yah. this can happen in many instances, such as after playing sports for a long period of time, working long hours, and any other form of physical exhaustion.
pleasure value: 4/10. you're tired, so you'll wake up feeling refreshed. which is nice.
3. the drunk sleep. this happens when you get yourself drunk, and then knock out.
pleasure value: ?. it has never happened to me, so i dont know. but i would reckon maybe a 6/10. 2 for the sleep, 4 for the alcohol before.
4. the never sleep sleep. this refers to when you keep yourself from sleeping. often happens at sleepovers (the irony yes) and chalets and the like. while one is mentally exhausted and sometimes physically too, you force yourself to stay awake.
pleasure value: 8/10. when you finally do sleep, its like "yeahohmygodfinally!!" and you konk out. and then you wake up 32 hours later feeling like a new man. or women.
5. the drugged sleep. specifically the anesthetic kind. ga that is.
pleasure value: 10/10. yeah! it feels really good, when the anesthetic is moving through you're body, slowly creeping up to your head. it really gets you high. and at least you go to sleep feeling real high.
so, what kind of sleeper are YOU?
Friday, June 09, 2006
AHHHHHH!!!!!
ow. pain pain pain pain pain pain pain. brawr.
the back of my upper arms are hurting from yesterday's wakeboarding. but i figured wakeboarding's still pretty funk.its a whole lot of fun.
but the jellyfishes are the bitch!! rawr!
the back of my upper arms are hurting from yesterday's wakeboarding. but i figured wakeboarding's still pretty funk.its a whole lot of fun.
but the jellyfishes are the bitch!! rawr!
Monday, June 05, 2006
me and meh doggies put it dowwn on da girls on da floor goin zizikizamzam zizizazum
sigh. last nite had another weird dream. firstly it was in an unknown location which looked abit like orchard mrt the control station there, but it was an airport. or at least a place people go to to go to other countries. then there were weird pple in the place. students mostly. den henry (the dream one) told me smthn about putting me and someone's pics on everyone's display pics. huh. rite. den this girl walks up to me and like asks me if we can talk. i'm like yea ok. so dat girl as far as i cna rmb (note my memory sucks) was qutie chio, short and had nice eyes. heh. den we walk and talk, and apparently she is a tjcian. >< and den we click and blah blah blah go eat lunch/dinner/some meal.
den i nto sure wad happen. forgot liao. but it was smthn along the lines of smthn major happened, maybe an explosion or smthn. cant rmb ><
oh yea and sher appeared too. weird.
and i woke up and i'm like "wtf".
and now i'm sitting in front of the comp with my chinese book on my lap waiting to be done but instead i'm blogging shit. shit.
i like long stories. like long long stories. HAHA!!
apparently theres gonna be a new fantastic 4 movie. so says shan/jessica alba. hm.
and now i shall end this post with a quote: "poo".
den i nto sure wad happen. forgot liao. but it was smthn along the lines of smthn major happened, maybe an explosion or smthn. cant rmb ><
oh yea and sher appeared too. weird.
and i woke up and i'm like "wtf".
and now i'm sitting in front of the comp with my chinese book on my lap waiting to be done but instead i'm blogging shit. shit.
i like long stories. like long long stories. HAHA!!
apparently theres gonna be a new fantastic 4 movie. so says shan/jessica alba. hm.
and now i shall end this post with a quote: "poo".
Sunday, June 04, 2006
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