sleeping as an aphrodisiac

sleeping, as we all know, is oh so wonderful. but do YOU know how you're sleeping? for that matter are YOU aware of the different ways of sleeping? i shall break them down for you. and also rate them.

1. the forced sleep. this is what is common in alot of people, where they go to sleep for one or more of the following reasons: nothing to do, habit to sleep at a certain time, being forced to sleep by a superior authority, unknown. the point is, you arn't actually tired or anything. but you go to sleep anyhow.

pleasure value: 2/10. really theres nothing much to this. you wont wake up feeling very muich different.

2. the shagged sleep. this is also pretty common, where you get ureself so exhausted you more or less knock out. yah. this can happen in many instances, such as after playing sports for a long period of time, working long hours, and any other form of physical exhaustion.

pleasure value: 4/10. you're tired, so you'll wake up feeling refreshed. which is nice.

3. the drunk sleep. this happens when you get yourself drunk, and then knock out.

pleasure value: ?. it has never happened to me, so i dont know. but i would reckon maybe a 6/10. 2 for the sleep, 4 for the alcohol before.

4. the never sleep sleep. this refers to when you keep yourself from sleeping. often happens at sleepovers (the irony yes) and chalets and the like. while one is mentally exhausted and sometimes physically too, you force yourself to stay awake.

pleasure value: 8/10. when you finally do sleep, its like "yeahohmygodfinally!!" and you konk out. and then you wake up 32 hours later feeling like a new man. or women.

5. the drugged sleep. specifically the anesthetic kind. ga that is.

pleasure value: 10/10. yeah! it feels really good, when the anesthetic is moving through you're body, slowly creeping up to your head. it really gets you high. and at least you go to sleep feeling real high.

so, what kind of sleeper are YOU?