why i have a fucktard for a father remains a mystery to me

fucking hell...
i'm telling you my father is the best.

i wake up first thing he does is to lecture me, telling me how irritated he is with my attitude and all dat shit. his ohmygorduuselesspieceofshit speech... argh.

u noe, which father accuses his son, without basis, of...
- smoking
- having anything to do with sex videos
- basically anything wrong dat appears in the newspapers

oh yay now he's telling me i'm not a star. i haf not proven i'm up there. wad shit sia.

i don understand. wad did i do to deserve an asshole like him for a father? no one day is peaceful when he's around... and dats a bad thing... now i cant even be bothered. everytime he opens his damn mouth i jus zone out. its a skill i'm qutie good at now with so much practice.

bah they are playin the stupid shnupi song. ugh fuck 987 and bad music.