making notice

the horrors of homework and the bloody lit essay

work has been piling up like crazy this term. and i suspect (yes i really do) datits gonan get a whole lot worse. this doesn nto bode well for me. den again when does work every bode well for anyone?
point is, i believe we all must work out some strategies to dela with this impending doom that will be homework, and all the other projects to boot.

desmond's guide to surviving homework overload

1. DONT DO ANYTHING.
hey this is a very effective method. at least you won be all stressed and all. and u don really haf to work very hard for this. downsides: parents, teachers, ultimtaely your marks. effectiveness: 2/10

2. DO SOME AND DON DO OTHERS
well this isnt dat difficult to do either. u can choose to do the subjects you like, and forget about the rest. u'll be kinda relaxed to :) downsides: parents, teachers and ultimately ure results, but to a lesser extent den in method 1. effectiveness: 4/10

3. DO MOST AND MISS OUT ONE OR TWO
i believe by far the most widely used method. probrably because of the effort:end result ratio. this methid gives u the most pay off for that amount of effort. downside: stress lor. effectiveness: 7/10

bah i'm sleepy. jus finished my cocked up lit essay. screwed is the new me. muhahahaha. shall continue this some other time if i'm bored enough