what does one do, when the greatest day of one's life comes and goes and one never knew it happened? tell me.

i have taken the time to categorically analyse the small things in life that makes life the bitch that she is. or well in some cases just proves that evolution never really evolved us monkeys.

1. ironing. dont u tink its kinda stupid? we spend time to make ourselves look neat, but mess it up the next minute. but we still do it aniway.

2. hair cuts. i still tink its very cheeky how people take money from you by taking things off you. i mean, things like clothes, make up etc all are put ON you, and you pay for them. haircuts they take thigns OFF you, and you pay for them. its kinda dumb really. its almost as if hair keeps growing to give these people a means of making a living.

3. moving advertistments. by far one of the dumber inventions by mankind. i mean, wads the point of an advertistment when it goes past so fast you dont have time to read them? the other day i was in the car, and we drove past this van advertising for smthn. i was like: "uh, does one like pace the van just to read the advert? hopefully its an insurance advert, so at least i'd know who to call when i'm in my hospital bed recovering from the crash."

4. ask-dan. the section on 987 where u ask daniel ong stuff. the show basically is an advertistment for 1) daniel ongs stupidity or lack of intelligence 2) his not very funny sense of humour. it gives him a chance to laugh at himself after trying to act smart. and we all just cringe. its not as if the questions werent his...

5. missing clothing. especially underwear and socks. i am very pissed. i somehow keep losing underwear and socks. i HAD 6 pairs of black ankle socks. now i have 2.5 pairs. and i'm losing underwear too! other things that have gone conspicuously missing are my $45 aiddas shirt which i actually spent my money to buy, my fila tennis shorts, my brooks shorts, among other shit.

6. whiny pple. seriously i still dont understand why they were invented. i mean, they have no function except to make life hell for you. hell i could find more use with a stone. i could use it to kill them whiny ones.

7. the handphone pouch. seriously think about it. you take extra effort to put your phone in another casing, so that in tehh case you need your phone you have to exert extra effort to remove it from the casing. oh and waste valuable rings too. stupid i say.

8. james blunt. the very epitome of a gay ugly despo fag using his 4-100 mins on tv to strip.

9. dumb statistics. such as the 0.01% rise of flu cases last week. i mean like WAD??? seriously does it raelly make it a difference?? its like, 0.01% of 4 million is......a very small number. hang on while i get my calculator. ah yes dats 400 pple? ok so now i'm scared. its like who ima gonna be among those 400 pple doomed to get flu! so i better stock up on my panadols in case!! i bet with you these stupid stats are just a ploy to boost panadol sales. afterall, pharmacies pay tax?

10. mind readers. they are serioussssly annoying people. which is why i avoid talkin to them. it jus sucks all the fun out of communication. its like,
me: "hey you..."
him: "yea yea. i agree man. that totally sucks..."
me: "uh, si..."
him: "hm sweet. no problems on that. matter of fact i'll get to it right away."
me: ><

11. fat girls with short skirts/shorts. one word. DISGUSTING. wassup with these bitches man? don they understand the simple rule? ugly legs -> cover them up. it hurts to look at these girls. i don haf a prob with girls wearing short skirts and shorts, PROVIDED they have nice legs. ok i'll settle with decent legs. but no FAT legs. argh. why dont these people understand that it is a crime to hurt others?? if i had my way all fat girls will wear long pants for the rest of their lives.

12. moments of absolute boredom, resulting in pointless acts like this. suck man...