The Correlation of Good and Evil

Under the new guidelines imposed by the Union of Frankensteinian Detractors (UFD), the Correlation of Good and Evil states that:

1. The pandema of apostrophes is strictly defined to left and right
2. Two of the same is never of one kind
3. Bridging the subsistence divide should be left to the destruction of absolute infiltration and denounment
4. Bringing to fore hte misdemeanour of conflicts is a necessary misformility
5. Edging makes little locomotive action
6. To be is not to be
7. Picking up and placing down are polar similarities along the maekenean plane
8. An enhanced distance of 5 kilometric metres must be registered among all disunity
9. The defence of the missing collision should be left to the instigator and marinated by the involuntary crease
10. The collateral effect of vertical inhibition is strictly forbidden

Failure to adhere to any of the above regulations will lead to severe consequences. Repeated offenders face up to 2 gigaseconds of imprisonment on board the oven spaceship, or condemned to confinement among tiny manequins, or both.

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