where the dessert jus don want to give u a name

haha smthn off wilbur's blog.

Why it is good to be a man?
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1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. (hm maybe not)
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. (o.0)
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time. (not true. serious)
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. (haha. really? since when o.0)
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. (uh, haha. go there and buy suitcase ah :P)
20. You can open all your own jars.
21. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
22. No maxi-pads.
23. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
24. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
25. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
26. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
27. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. (ure head lah. my hairstyle don last 3 days.)
28. Your belly usually hides your big hips. (uh, wad belly? wad big hips?)

hahaha. very interesting. oh and btw i've taken to watching dave chapelle recently. he's good =D