Monday, December 17, 2007

LMAO. ah lians are sooooo funny. god.

ok the stupid side of me has had enough laughs. now time to think. doh >.>

i think it says quite alot that only a society like singapore's can breed this wonderful race called ah lians (and well, ah bengs). the japs are different, because well, japanese IS a cute language, they HAVE cute clothes, and they talk normally. (albeit in jap). hokkien/chinese/"english"/whatever other random dialect is NOT cute. the clothes they wear are NOT cute. and they CANT talk normally! i mean, uraqt = you are cute. what the fuck. shu wen jus brought up a very good point, how do they rmb all these um, "accronyms" and spellings? its amazing!! i suppose while we normal people are slugging away at econs or math or what not, they are memorising their lian dictionary and practising vocab, eh? ok this is getting a bit flamy.

well my point was, and is, that only a society like singapore's can cultivate such a culture. we've all heard time and time again about out cultural diversity, and how we embrace people from around the world. in this case, that is a problem. its all this mishmash of rubbish that brings about the wonders of the lian. and people in singapore, i suppose another problem is that there isnt an identity, you know. like, english are english, they've got their football and their tea. japanese are japanese, they've got their gadgets and kawaii. singaporeans, are? we've got what? i suppose because of that these people feel the need to proclaim who they are. and so, all the pink, all the piercings, wahoo a lian. and ironically, they also want to be different you know, they are special and unique worhx. so they start inventing words. you -> u -> uu -> uu/~ -> eu!~ -> yew -> yeeuuuww. wad the heck. i swear ahlianism should be classified as a social phenomenon.

its just amazing. i am amazed by them, really.

hell, maybe i'll do my ki i/s on ah lians. now THAT'll be fun.

wOrHxXxss!!*~*~

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