anti-christian sentiments

warning:
ALL CHRISTIANS WHO DON HATE ME YET, PLS BE WARNED THAT THE FOLLOWING IS PARTICULARLY INSULTING AND CRUDE. I ASK YOU TO LEAVE IF YOU DON YET WISH TO HATE ME FOREVER.
NOW LEAVE.
nb. i won an ipod mini!!
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disclaimer: to all my christian friends, i hope you arnt offended if u choose to read on. i don mean any harm. its jus my personal opinions and observations. i'm very sure you wont agree with me on many/all things, but let it be known that as much as you believe in god, i dont. if i do offend you, i'm really sorry. pls don take it to heart and come "crusade" me.
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ah. still here.
well then. read on.

yesterday i went to church. well sort of. i was inside a church. suffering.
my conclusions.
1. church sucks.
2. christians are worse.
3. preachers can talk a whole lot of shit
4. whoa they sure as hell get all caught up and all
5. christian young-ass punk-wannabes are qian bian shit
6. i shall never hook up with a extremely devout christian
7. christians look stupid when they pray/worship ie. openin both arms into the air, spinning on the spot while singing... etc. like o.0
8. christians make PATHETIC mosh pits!! >.<

my reasons:
1. wa lau its goddam borin... i mean, sitting through i hour of preaching? man it takes its toll on you. i mean, me and lester ended up playin monopoly on his phone. oh then our game was cut short by prayer/some stuff that ended with amen. what nuts.

2. whoa look at the way the "dance" and bounce man!! its scary. like turning around on the spot?!? and the fucked up girl in front of us, (today whom i realised is from vj >.<), was like "excuse me do you mind i'm trying to listen?" when she turned back me and lester started laughing. softly, of course.

3,4. 2 stories! ugh! and they werent even interesting... what the hell. i mean, like who the fuck wants to know how god touched you or called out to you when u were about to commit suicide?? hello?!? it wasnt no god calling you. it was common sense. or well actually, not very common sense. christians don seem to haf it. the ones i saw aniwae. and well, the pastor joyce girl, she was like getting all emotional and "in touch" and stuff. its pretty interesting to watch. i mean, whoa they're getting touched. imagine if someone went up when every had their eyes closed and like touched her. no, not in the sick way. as in jus like lay a hand on her shoulder or smthn. -laughs and laughs and laughs for no apparent reason- well yeah. she sepnt 1 bloosy hr tokin cock, encouraging people to convert, to "accept god's love", cos "god will always love you". liek oh "god wants to meet you". hell yeah. he wants to meet me? he better que up. that is IF i want to meet him. by appointment only.

5. there was this small boy in front of us. yeah. everytime we sniggered at somthing or jus fidgetted abit, he would like look (up) at us and give us the "death" stare, the oh-shut-up-or-else-god-wont-love-you-and-i-cant-hear-him-and-let-him-touch-me look. ew.
like me, yeow boon and lester were ready to punch him.

6. ah duh. i don wan a chick who's gonna be touched by someone else other den me. no wait. i don wan a chick who WANTS to be touched by someone other than me.

7. like before the race the were showing videos and stuff, and there was like shots of the people lifting their arms into the air, feeling the god, during a concert/performance thingy.
me: "yo wad??"
lester: "oh my son..."
me: "dats gay. seriously."
lester: "yeah man. like wtf?!"
me: "man... christians i tell you".
lester: -staring at screen, still in disbelief-
dats roughly wad happened. you get the idea. i mean, it was reather retarded. dats wad god brings to you. there was this song, one line had somthing to do with spinning, people were spinning on the spot, in total tellytubby fashion!! like whurt?!?

8. jus look at them. just watch. they suck. seriously. bobbing up and down. WITH A BODY'S SPACE BETWEEN EACH OTHER?!? WAD KIND OF FUCKED UP MOSH PIT IS DAT??? crazy i tell you...

thoughts after church:
christianity is one heck of a deception. think da vinci code. except there never was jesus nor mary nor whoever else appears. jus imagine. scandalous.
the next time (if there is one) i willingly step into a church (keyword willingly) would be to collect an ipod. or smthn of that degree.

no more hour long preachin 4 me.

eeeks.